Linux Sucks My Balls (Music Video)

This is the music video for “Don’t They Know That Linux Sucks my Balls”. You may recognize the tune 🙂

This christmas time, there’ll be no reason for you to cheer,
This christmas time, you’ll be shaking with phj33r,
Cuz while you’re sitting there, Patching your stupid kernel
I’m reviewing windows vista in my livejournal.

But say a prayer, pray for the el33t ones,
While they’re compiling their programs,
Mine just simply run, and theres no need to makefile.
All my devices work, and they won’t give you linux drivers
So stop patronizing the clerk.

And no one supports your system and no one ever will,
So thank god it’s fucking free, you can’t even pay your bills.
And there won’t be new games for linux this century,
The greatest gift they’ll get this year is uptime,

Where nothing ever works,
It’s used by all the jerks,
Don’t they know that linux sucks my balls?

Microsoft writes buffer overruns,
But open source is fucked up by everyone,
Don’t they know that linux sucks my balls?

Repartition. Repartition.
Repartition, Install windows over that shit.