Well. Let’s read Colin Trevorrow’s Episode IX script

Allegedly. If this turns out to be a hoax the worst thing that can happen is that I’ll have read a fanfiction which is also my brand.

Click your favorite character in this screenplay:
Rey’s colorful sari – https://www.patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Tor Valum, who teaches no one the secret to life-sucking for thousands of years and then Kylo shows up deformed and seething with rage and aggression and Tor Valum is like “okay” – https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Dade played by one of the kids from Stranger Things, which becomes a funnier casting choice with each passing year – https://www.twitch.tv/progamerjenny
Hux, just, Hux – https://www.instagram.com/spider_jewel/
The stormtroopers too bashful to interrupt a couple who’s making out – https://spiderjewel.tumblr.com/
Breakout star VX-20 – https://www.facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids/

A tweet about the screenplay (allegedly) – https://twitter.com/Benredemption/status/1226126955533209600

HQ First Order symbol by Willy_Breeze on reddit – https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3rvibr/i_made_the_first_orders_symbol_in_high_quality/
Banjo Kazooie footage by ZorZelda – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDUbgbJohT4
Smash Bros footage by Vee – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC6W8aoP4Cw